M W E N

one sweet day.

you’re kidding me.. i can’t still be feeling this way can i? oh god. 

me: ok, i’m gonna pop into the shower now. call you later.
Jo: why do you always have to pop into the shower? why can’t you just walk in?

hahahhahahahaha

ultimate guilt trip….

Jo: eh mwen just now i go do community service.. got one guy he and his wife joint salary $400… that’s like… your 2 bottles of moet that you splash around leh… yeah.. just thought i’d tell you that. 

on valentine’s day…

cass: did you see my pajamas yesterday?
me: yeah.. no one would wanna do you in that man..it’s so unsexy..
cass: you never know..
me: yeah.. like a pedophile?